Digitally Mastered

Rose and Kaz in

Digitally Mastered

(It's finger-stickin' good!)

The title is a pun. The digit being mastered is someone's finger - up someone else's bum.

Remember "Screen Test" (parts 1 and 2)? It was a house-party at Kaz's place - completely free-form, unscripted video. What we call "reality TV". And Rogue Rose and Kaz were hot together, but the lighting and the set weren't quite as hot.

Ever since then, we've wanted to get Rose and Kaz in the same unscripted situation, but in a different setting: The Collector's seaside place, with proper lighting and two cameras going to catch all the action.

We almost did it - all but the unscripted part. Someone sent us a script.

But that's OK, it was a cool script.

Not too long ago, someone published in the medical literature a study from a university hospital in Tel Aviv which suggested that Digital Rectal Manipulation (DRM, for short, or finger-up-yer-butt, if long) was effective in eliminating hiccoughs. Now, nobody in the history of mankind ever having come up with a sure-fire cure for hiccoughs, it garnered a certain amount of notariety in the world press, more for the somewhat "suggestive-of-anal-eroticism" methodology and less for the claim that a long-sought hiccough cure had been found.

But, back to that anally-erotic aspect. That's what we're interested in here, after all. Before we could do anything else, Rose wanted to be cleaned out.

And Kaz obliged her, with The Collector's hand-made amber latex "Sixties-style folding travel syringe".

Would you look at the way she drained that bag, once she got going?

The girls discussed the script idea more while Rose tried to drown out the conversation with her thunder. We love the slapback echo you get in a tile bathroom.

Back to the script. Sort of. We've all noticed that enemas give Kaz the hiccoughs. We think it's the "fullness" thing. So, our idea was to induce hiccoughing with an enema, then see if Rose could quell the attack (after Kaz went to the potty) with her finger.

Rose lubed Kaz up, then lubed-up a "Sliver Bullet".

And that's when our Tea Boy clattered into the set, interrupting things. He makes great coffee and tea, but he's not very subtle.

He couldn't keep Rose from her intended purpose for long!

Kaz was intent on finishing every last drop in the old Davol Paris bag.

And finish it she did!

Then, she ran into a slight problem with holding so much water. In the picture above, showing her distended tummy, she's saying, "I'm trying to clench and pull the nozzle out at the same time and it's not working".

She managed to un-cork and run to the loo, where we were treated to the sight of Rose nearly falling backwards into the tub while letting out a whoop worthy of a Comanche warrior.

We managed to induce hiccoughs, and laughter. After reassuring Rose that she wasn't going to poop all over her, Kaz submitted to Digital Rectal Manipulation.

And sure enough, it cured her hiccoughs!

However, it induced some other cravings that Kaz and Rose took care of, too.

After a little licking and pinching, the girls remembered that they both still wanted another enema.

Rose went first, again, and Kaz filled up the old Miller Cameo fountain syringe.

Rose got really full!

It's that, "Can I make it?!" scream.

Make it she did! And make noise she did!

And then it was Rose's turn to undergo RDM, even though she didn't have the hiccoughs.

Kaz found Rose too small to insert the "grape" vibrator, so she inserted her finger while holding the vibrator against it and drove Rose wild.

Rose decided she didn't need to have the hiccoughs to enjoy the cure.

Kaz has apparently fallen in love with the "Silver Bullet".

And it's so nice to be able to just lay back and enjoy it, while someone else inserts it.

By halfway down the bag, Kaz was feeling full.

But, trouper that she is, she flattened the old Davol Comfy before taking off for the potty at a dead run.

Where she proceeded to produce fine-quality echoes.

If you liked the zany action in "Screen Test, Part 1", you'll love seeing these two together again!

Time: 1 hour 36 minutes

Price: only $70.00*

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