KazAsster

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KazAsster!

Kaz had gone to the beach, only to find that it was too cold and windy for sunbathing, swimming or even swimsuit photography. If you can't see the goosebumps in this photo, blame the camera.

Even her swimsuit had a problem - if you consider it a problem. We suppose that which might be considered a problem on a public beach might actually be considered an advantage, especially after Kaz gave up on the sun and sand and walked back to The Collector's house, where she started posing like this...

...and this...

Don't worry, those stills are all saved here, along with thousands of others.

When she said, "If I can't sun myself, I guess the next funnest thing would be to clean my colon", we knew the day wouldn't be a total KazAsster, but we had to name this video something.

We put away the still camera and everything you see from here on down (and a lot you won't) is captured from the KazAsster DVD.

The Collector had given Kaz a one-off enema bag, made just for the occasion - a replica of a Sixties-vintage amber latex folding syringe. Kaz likes those because it's so easy to see how much water is left in the bag.

"How much water" is an important matter, when you're five-foot-nothing and weigh about as much as the average laptop. Although we're sure that Kaz would feel better on our lap than a laptop, we're also sure that she has a difficult time holding the contents of a whole 2-quart enema bag.

Kaz had an idea about that. She said she found it easier to hold the whole bag when she lifted her tummy off the bed and sort of "let it all hang loose" with no pressure on it. We mumbled, "Whatever works, gorgeous!"

Not that she didn't try some other positions....

Notice how easy it is to see how much water's left in the bag. You are looking at the bag, right?

That hand-made bag actually holds 73 ounces of soapsuds, just over 2¼ quarts, yet she drained it completely.

Not that she wasted any time, running to where she could expel it, once it was empty.

This is not a "scat" pic, it's just a human firehose.

What you see here is pure soapy water, nothing else, which we don't suppose violates any ordinances, the reason being, there's no poop shown here, just soapy water.

There's plenty of it on the DVD, though!

Once Kaz's colon gave in to the hot soapsuds and decided to unarse what had been impacted for days, it became a study in brown and we can't show you that here.

We can, however, tell you that (a) it's all on the video, (b) it's pretty spectacular, (c) she shot several items a measured 12 feet and (d) you'd best check your local fecal ordinances before ordering this DVD, to be sure you aren't breaking any laws.

On to bigger and better...uh...things. Kaz said she wanted the most-thorough cleanout she could get. We laughed rather wickedly and handed her this red bag. One of our viewers sent us this completely cool antique. It's a 1940s-vintage Davol Paris fountain syringe. And it's big. Not as big as the Paris of the 1960s, but a very large enema bag, nonetheless.

Kaz did what she does best.

Actually, we're not sure whether what she does best is clean her colon or turn us on.

But, does it matter?

And look at that mischevious grin as she finishes every last drop and dashes for the potty!

Now, look at that startled expression, after she sat down and gushed for about ten seconds straight.

It's that, "Is it ever going to stop?" look.

Eventually, it stopped, then started again, but it was "spurt, spurt, spurt" and she started laughing.

The reason she was laughing was that it felt (and sounded) like she had a pebble "about this big" stuck in her bum and the water kept spurting out around it, instead of blowing it out.

She tried all the usual positions...

...to no avail and she was still giggling when she wiped, got up and decided she wanted another.

Kaz really likes that old Paris bag.

Did we mention that every time Kaz starts an enema, she carefully lubes herself, including lubricating her anus as deeply inside as she can get her finger? Then she inserts the Silver Bullet about a dozen or so times, until she's got it in exactly the right position. At least we assume she's just lubing-up and positioning. After all, she couldn't be playing with herself, could she?

Kaz opened the clamp and let it gush!

And gush!

Isn't that a gorgeous red bag? You ARE looking at the bag, right?

Kaz figured, "I did it before, I can do it again!"

Perhaps she didn't factor in the residual water that had yet to come out from the previous enemas.

She did well, right up 'til the last few ounces...

...then it was, "shitohdear, I've got to run!"

You'll note, in passing (and she was pretty speedy in passing it), that she managed to drain the bag - again!

Then, it was the "potty dance" for a while, followed by a look of smug satisfaction as we heard something sounding like a rifle shot and Kaz announced that she thought the pebble had left the party.

She's starting to look more content and refreshed.

And the she said, "I'd like some more".

Well, "more" is a subjective term. Did she mean more enemas? Or more water in her enema? We broadly interpreted her to mean both and readied the aforementioned 1960s-vintage Davol Paris combination syringe - the one that holds 2½ quarts.

We attached a 3/4-inch Silver Bullet and told her to do her best.

Look at the size of that thing! Could she hold it all?

She did her usual lube-up and insert-several-times act, then got down to business.

From whence came a lot of quiet moaning as she blew herself up like a gorgeous little balloon.

Her tummy was showing quite a bit of distension.

She actually came pretty close to finishing the bag - we measured less than two ounces left in it, later. And the reason those last two ounces didn't go in is that they wouldn't go in. We'd have had to stop and hang the bag higher to create more pressure and Kaz simply hadn't the time - she had an urgent appointment in the loo!

Her sense of immediate relief comes through, even in a still vidcap. Wish you could hear the sound behind this picture.

(Actually, you can - just purchase the video. )

And thus began her final potty dance for the day.

Here is one very-refreshed girl! She says, "Ahhhhh".

You may have noticed that the last enema popped both of her boobs out! We're not sure if that scores something on a boobs-out-vs. volume-taken scale, but it'd be fun to research it. Here, she puts herself back together and tells us how good the whole experience felt, adding the teaser that she might just have to do the same thing again the very next day.

But it's not goodbye, just yet.

First is a bonus "buttmunch" feature - it's a documentary showing how an enemarotica model limbers up for a video shoot.

It's simple, really - just some stretches and a massage.

First, the stretches.

It was warm in the room, but we managed to raise some goosebumps on Kaz's bum!

Then, a nice, relaxing, DEEP massage.

Actually, perhaps, more stimulating than relaxing.

And the fun's not over, yet!

This video is another one of those "Director's un-Cut" productions. You know how that works: the director can't bear to cut anything, so he includes all the individual un-cut camcorder footage that he used to make the movie.

Here's an example.

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CAMERA A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .CAMERA B

While Cam A was taking the shot on the left, Cam B was taking the shot on the right. Which would you choose?

The director edited some of both Cams together to make the main video scenes, but we're sure that some of you might appreciate the view from Cam A more than that from Cam B - or vice-versa.

What's the solution, then?

Easy - we give you all the raw Cam A and Cam B footage at the end of the feature and let you choose!

All this buttmunching and bonus footage brings this DVD up to the awesome time of two full hours of Kaz. Or is that two hours of full Kaz? Nevermind, just enjoy the video!

Time: 2 hours

Price: $70.00

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